Keira: Mum, is this your new book?
{She points to the open manuscript as I type its revisions into the computer.}
Me: It is.
Keira: Is it also going to be in a bookshop one day?
Me: I sincerely hope so.
{Pause}
Me: Yes? What else?
Keira: Can you wipe off my boogers, please?
12:49 am
ROFLMAO.
Well at least she asked you to wipe it instead of using your book to wipe her nose herself.
3:34 am
Do all authors have problems like this?