Patenting a new kind of stocking. Completely natural.

by Miscellaneous Mum on December 24, 2007 · 5 comments

in Family Life,Karen,Keira

Keira: Mum, you’re wearing stockings today!

Me: No, I’m wearing cut-off pants.

Keira (rubbing her hands over my lower calves): What’s this?

Me: They’re called leg hairs, darling.

(That haven’t been shaved for about six weeks.)

Did I mention it’s summer here? And I’m walking around like a Ent from the Lord of the Rings.

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Maddy (30 comments.) December 24, 2007 at 5:40 am

Winter here, and in england where we shall be heading for shortly. I can get away with it at the moment in thick jeans, but I don’t want those little spikes poking through my tights – compulsory wedding attire.
Cheers

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Tracey (64 comments.) December 24, 2007 at 9:57 am

Love the innocent questions of kids.

My 9 year old asked me the other day why I didn’t wear skirts ever.

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Jayne (243 comments.) December 24, 2007 at 11:05 am

That’s on my to-do list as well…right after the wrapping, cooking, baking, whipping, dropping off pressies to the neighbours, phone calls all over the world, a cup of tea, washing the dogs, digging out the tablecloths and napkins, polishing the silver, discovering I’ve run out of spuds, another cup of tea…. what was I supposed to shave again ? lol

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D.Paul (66 comments.) December 24, 2007 at 1:47 pm

Great Lord of the Rings reference! And while you’re walking around in short pants, we’re calf deep in slush here in Pennsylvania. Sheesh.

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susiej (18 comments.) December 24, 2007 at 2:16 pm

Merry Christmas!!

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