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Miscellaneous Mum talks p**nography

April 30th, 2007 at 10:12 pm » Comments (6)

Please, if this subject offends anyone, or riles you up due to your ethical or religious beliefs —don’t read any further.
But I know you will.
That’s cool, but please — no hate or righteous emails/comments. If you have a bone to pick, write about it on your blog, not mine.
Megan asked, “How do you know what […]


The power of a certain fried vegetable

April 29th, 2007 at 8:38 pm » Comments (6)

Yesterday, for her special birthday treat, we took Keira to McDonald’s for breakfast.
“What do you want to eat?” we asked as we got out of the car.
“Chips!” she said as we walked inside, and I choked back my indignation as I hoped no-one had also heard her request. Surely there’s a line drawn on how […]


Oh, Great Gambling Gods, I implore thee…

April 29th, 2007 at 5:37 am » Comments (6)

to explain what the hell this means, please?


A letter to my girl for her third birthday, tomorrow

April 28th, 2007 at 7:40 am » Comments (3)

Hi Sweetie,
This will have to be brief, as I hear you rattling around with your pretend doctor’s kit and pretty soon I will be subjected to various poking and prodding because it’s your new favourite toy.
I know this is your favourite toy because now you declare LOUDLY whenever you like something that THIS IS MY […]